am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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