Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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