my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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