guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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