I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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