she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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