He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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