piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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