We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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