when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
well most of my day revolves around power hour
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Watching her eat just hurts me
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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