I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You're a waste of cheezeits
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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