Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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