That's intense
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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