I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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