Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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