He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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