you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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