Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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