David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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