just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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