Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
My balls are so social today.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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