That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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