I'm drive I can fine osifer
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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