I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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