i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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