I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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Oh Jesus.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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