So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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