My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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