You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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