check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
please come you make the beer taste better
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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