can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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