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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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