we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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