oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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