Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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