you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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