If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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