is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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