i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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