I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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