But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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