i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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