Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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