We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Boobs speak an international language.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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