thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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