My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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