It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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