Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize