She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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