I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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