What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Please don't give away my fajitas
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