there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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