everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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