What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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