Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I think your dad took our porno
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
