i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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